I was walking happily down a street, my arms loaded with books from a nice cheery visit to a library, when all of a sudden a flaming red cat with green eyes careened around the corner and barreled into me, all the time screeching his lungs out. I screeched too and went down, scattering books, papers, library card and all into the fairly muddy street. The cat, after staring at me amusedly from his mocking green eyes, sauntered up to the roof of a nearby house and cheekily purred at me! He sounded as if he was laughing at me. Grr… Furthermore, he stared at me unblinkingly while I went through the long, muddy, and humiliating process of picking up my scattered possessions. He even watched me as I stalked off down the street with the few, if any, vestiges of my dignity and looking about as dignified as a lobster in a coffee pot. The nerve! P.S. Nice lyrics! I was kidding! I was kidding....*torn apart by angry mob*